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The first time I see a jogger smiling Ill consider it. We are sharing these funny Easter quotes to make sure that these jokes will create a smile on faces. Prince Philip who died on April 9 aged 99 was renowned for speaking his mindHere we celebrate the Duke of Edinburghs best jokes - and greatest gaffes.

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I dont mind making jokes but I dont want to look like one. Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. These funny quotes about work love friends and family will have you saying So true because well they are.

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